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Take Me To A Useless Website (The Top Search Engines & Links)

Do you want to see some web pages that serve absolutely no purpose? We have links that will take you to a useless website. The first 5 are great sources designed to help you find the most senseless web pages in the world. We also added 15 links that will take you directly to pages that clutter the World Wide Web.

In a past article (shared on October 10, 2017), we mentioned that the number of websites had reached 1 billion in September of 2014. However, as of May 6, 2018, Internet Live Stats has the number of websites at over 1.8 billion.

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How Can I Find The Most Pointless Content On The Web?

Although the following 5 sites are not actual search engines, they were all designed to help show you the many different pointless places on the Web.

TheUselessWeb.com

The Useless WebWhen it comes to finding useless stuff online, this is probably one of the most popular sources used. It is called The Useless Web. It is a one-page site that sends you to many of the dumbest places around the Web. If you click on the pink button that says “Please,” you will be taken to 1 page that will open on another web browser. If you want to see another site, hit the big pink button again.

TheUselessWebIndex.com

The Useless Web Index

If you are feeling bored with the Internet and want to try something new, then check out The Useless Web Index. They claim to be the world’s largest index of useless websites.
With the press of a button, you can visit random and useless places around the Web. To go to a pointless web page, click on their “Take Me To Another Useless Website” button.

Pointless.com

pointlessThis is just one of several sites on the Internet that are quite similar to The Useless Web. If you simply click on the big grey “Website” button, you will be sent to one web page at a time.

PointlessSites.com

pointless sitesA place with various categories about nothing but pointless stuff. Some of their categories include completely pointless, pointless numbers, animations, odd, pictures, and slightly interesting.

Reddit.com/r/InternetIsUseless

Internet Is Useless on RedditThis is a post from Reddit titled “Internet Is Useless.” What you get here is a huge list of websites that are useless. If you are a Reddit member, you can submit a website that you want to share.

A List Of Completely Worthless & Weird Pages On The Web

The following 15 links go directly to a useless page. Some are not just futile, but also a bit bizarre.

GrandpaNoClothes.com


Here is a grandpa with no clothes. The only thing covering him is a censor box. That is, until you click on it and get a nasty surprise.

Eelslap.com

eelslap

If you need to take out some of your frustration, why not slap the crap out of a man with an eel? At Eel Slap, you can slap a man in the face all day long.

Neave.TV

Neave TVNow this is an odd place to visit. Watch scenes from a variety of hair-raising random movies and videos.

YouFellAsleepWatchingaDVD.com

you fell asleep watching a DVDIf you have ever slept with a DVD on, you definitely know what happens when you wake up. You see the main menu selection, and hear music from the movie. That’s all that happens here.

The page is called You Fell Asleep Watching A DVD Movie. To the right of your screen, you can select various movies such as Knocked Up, The Ben Stiller Show, Terminator 2, and The Bourne Supremacy.

1000.chromeexperiments.com/youre-being-watched

you're being watchedWatch a bunch of big eyeballs multiply. They will also follow your cursor wherever it goes.

StaggeringBeauty.com

staggering beautyThis is another interactive web page. It features a black worm with tiny white eyes. The worm will follow your cursor wherever it goes (just like the large eyes from the previous web page). If you keep moving your cursor on or near the worm, it will do suddenly do something unexpected.

To find out what this bizarre creature does, click on the link above.

TrashLoop.com

trash loopThrow a piece of trash into a trash can. If one time isn’t enough for you, no problem. As soon as you throw the trash into the trash can, it will come back out so you can do it all over again.

TheRevolvingInternet.com

the revolving internetHere is a rather odd way to find stuff online. The Revolving Internet will slowly revolve as you enter your search terms on whatever search engine you prefer. We guarantee that you will not care to use it for future searches. The “normal” Internet is much easier, and also doesn’t make you dizzy.

ZombiePassions.com

zombie passions

If you are a zombie fan, you can join this Zombie dating community. At ZombiePassions.com, only zombies and zombie lovers are welcomed. So if you are not into the dead who enjoy eating human brains and flesh, you don’t belong on this bizarre dating site.

Lacquerlacquer.com

lacquerlacquerPaint some nails over and over again at Lacquerlacquer.com. If you get tired of painting with red, you can switch it up and create another design (such as the design shown in the screenshot above).

Gorgeous.TV

Gorgeous TV

Gorgeous Enterprises is an unusual film production company that is located in London, England. They are in the business that produces some of the strangest television advertisements, feature films and music videos.

When you enter their website, you will be greeted by a cat that says: “Hello gorgeous.” Click on the cute cat and you will be taken to a page with 5 other cats in a picture frame. The cats are named after the employees at Gorgeous Enterprises. Hover your cursor over any of the 5 cats and they will introduce themselves. When you click on them, you will then be taken to a page with video samples of their work. Once you view a video, you will quickly understand exactly why this site is included in our list.

YourNameInGum.com

Your Name In Gum

Have you ever tried to write your name in gum? Well now you can do it without making a mess and getting sticky hands. At Your Name In Gum, you get to choose from 3 types of gum. Once you write your name, you have the option print or share it on your favorite social media site.

TacoSpin.com

Taco Spin

Watch a spinning taco with the sounds of Cyndi Lauper’s “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun” song in the background. Though the website serves no purpose, apparently many people around the Web like it. With currently over 30 thousand Facebook likes, this place is clearly useful to many.

GovindTiwari.blogspot

Govind Tiwari

Perhaps one of the strangest pages on our list. As soon as you enter Govind Tiwari, it won’t take long for you to realize that this guy obviously loves himself. His face is all over the place (watch his blinking eyes).

blinking eyes

Source: ScoopWhoop.com

Interestingly, Tiwari claims to be the number one trending topic on Twitter. Though this may seem like nothing but a silly joke, he means business. He offers his web development services for others who are looking to create a blog just like his. Now who in their right mind would actually want to hire this guy?

If you read the comments found on his promotional page: bloglikegovind.blogspot.com, others agree this makes no sense (to say the least). To be quite frank — it flat-out sucks. Apparently he hasn’t even bothered to update his blog for some time. The page is filled with a lot of dead YouTube videos.

TheWorldsWorstWebsiteEver.com

the world's worst website ever

At The World’s Worst Website Ever, you get the perfect example of crappy web design. If you were around in the early days of the Internet, this particular design may look familiar.

When you read the text on their homepage, you will notice that their entire goal in creating the site was to break every rule in proper website design.

In a huge Internet with nearly two billion sites, it is no surprise that there would be hundreds that offer nothing for the visitor. However, for some people who are bored and have nothing better to do, these places may actually come in handy.

If you like to visit web pages like these, all you need is 1 source to help lead you to virtually any on the Web. So next time, instead of typing “take me to a useless website” on Google, just come right here! You will never need another source.